From the monthly archives:

February 2009

This is what happens when you go to Hell…

by Robert Popper on February 27, 2009 · 8 comments

Oh, and it’s for all eternity. Bethanks to the m-m-mighty Paul Rose.

93 year old actress plays 23 year old bride-to-be…

by Robert Popper on February 27, 2009 · 14 comments

Don’t blame me. Blame Graham Linehan. He put me onto this. Now I just can’t sleep. So, Mae West is 93 (but playing 70 years younger) and Timothy ‘the 5th best James Bond’ Dalton is her lucky husband. Oh, and it’s called ‘Sextette’. Sing along… Big thanks to the brilliantly funny You Ruddy Guys blog [...]

I dun a fone call about slices

by Robert Popper on February 23, 2009 · 5 comments

PS – What a good quality photo!

And the winner of ‘Awkwardness 2009′ is…

by Robert Popper on February 22, 2009 · 8 comments

Thanks to everyone who took part in my ‘Find-an-awkward-clip’ competition. You all sent in such brilliantly horrid stuff. Well done twitterite @smorgasbord for this piece of cringe. Your gold medal is being faxed to you right now: And silver goes to The Zombie Cow from zombie-cow.com for this bit of edge-of-your-seat crud: And in glorious [...]

Come on then folks, what can you find me to make me really squirm? Happy il weekendo!

People who’ve never danced before dance like this…

by Robert Popper on February 19, 2009 · 4 comments

OK, it’s a scrappy clip, and I don’t know anything about it, but I can surmise: 1) No one on stage has ever danced in their lives 2) Like, never 3) These are real nuns 4) And they’re dancing 5) Everyone is having the best time 6) I wish I was there 7) Oh sooth…

The world’s most boring on air apology

by Robert Popper on February 19, 2009 · 8 comments

Watch from 01:00 – 01:40, and 09:56 – 10:44 Or watch it all if you dare… Ahhh…school!

Keep fit the Darren Dutton way

by Robert Popper on February 18, 2009 · 3 comments

What, more DD? I like! I like!

Where was I when this occurred?

by Robert Popper on February 17, 2009 · 12 comments

Was I asleep? Was I out of the room? Was I dead? Did anyone actually go and see this? Did they? And did you? Thanks Dawsons!

Weirdness squared, then squared again

by Robert Popper on February 16, 2009 · 4 comments

Everyone’s favourite glorious leader, Kim Il Sung, gets down with some slightly older women… I have two questions: 1) What had the old ladies done to merit this? And… 2) What is it about the last shot that makes me think that the world’s most unseemliest orgy is about to start, or has just finished?