Completing the trilogy of presenting hell…

by Robert Popper on May 25, 2009 · 22 comments

The third and final (for now) installment of presenter showreels from the 90′s.

This gem was edited exactly as you see it. It’s bafflingly brilliant…

Have been digging out some old VHS tapes recently, and I have lots more nuggets for y’all…

Tagged as: Presenter, Robert Popper

  • Martin Wolfenden

    Blimey! Guy Ritchie does chat.

  • http://www.rossphillips.net ross

    Hah! I love far he has to lean in to shake the ‘husband killers’ hand.

    Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  • Tom Daylight

    You saved the best til last. That is just incredible.

  • http://www.insultsblog.com Monday

    You have the most amazing video collection!

  • Jane

    WTF!!!!! Who the eff is that? !

  • Fennetta Goat

    Sir Rob of Poppleton,

    Hebbo, this sublime trilogy is almost as disturbing as the fact you own such clips on tape..(!)

  • http://www.perpendicular-universe.com Cooper

    A very merry good night to you all.

    What the frig.

  • Sean O’Brien

    “The police seemed to think you were sharpening the knife for a purpose other than carving the roast.”

    How do you own these things?! Please give us MORE!

  • Dirk

    “What about spillage?” “I am a good shot” Eh? You’re a table. And was she trying to kill him or were they just having dinner?

  • A Dawson

    Some one get him some Tixylix!

  • Lino

    I’ll have a glass of whatever the audience was on please barkeep..

  • http://sebastiantopp.blogspot.com/ Alex Pritchard

    Too much, too much.
    Top 3 moments. (from 3 to 1, going down.) (I would ask you too read them going up in order but then it get complicated, people stop reading ect ect, you can copy this list, rearrange it and print it out on your computer if you wish too)

    so

    3) (considering this is his show reel) “I don’t consider my-self to be very interesting.
    2) ‘Billy Connolly touching his willy, makes me wonder if I should be touching mine.’
    1) With a smile on his face ‘Jenifer, um, you tried to kill your husband’. ‘ I did indeed’

    Moments that didn’t make it but were equally as good, Naked sailing!!, What about spillage? and coffee on the knob!! (‘who wipes the table?’ ‘I wipe my own table thank you’) ‘I don’t go around other peoples houses pretending to be a rug! (Why not?!)

    Thank you Pep Pep Popper and thanks for the high five at work today, made everyone think I was cool.

  • http://scaryduck.blogspot.com Scaryduck

    I am planning a dreadful geezer-orientated TV channel with as few viewers as possible as a tax dodge. Where can I hire this man?

  • http://www.robertpopper.com Robert Popper

    Any time dude! Your top three list is spot on!

  • Henry

    I was just speechless after this brilliance. I don’t see how others could even formulate words, let alone develop top three lists. Kudos to all peoples.

  • John Wilding

    Why does the clip start with a red car on the wrong side of the road?

  • John Wilding

    Another observation:

    Why include clips of yourself making mistakes, if it’s a showreel?
    Also, if you look closely, you will notice it is the “human furniture” man who is making all the noise as the show opens and closes (he is whooping).

  • John Wilding

    He is sitting left side of audience, in the audience at that point.

  • http://www.leoabrahams.com Leo Abrahams

    he sounds like a cockney Baron Greenback.

    “Tell me about this ‘human furniture’, Dangermouse…”

  • beatroute66

    How does he manage to combine a ridiculously high-pitched voice with such a gruff tone?

    I’d love to see him presenting The One Show.

  • John Wilding

    I’m obsessed with this now, and the “Fool for a Father” clip.
    It does seem like it has been edited by someone who can’t actually see the pictures to what they’re editing.

  • http://www.rossphillips.net/ ross

    Hah! I love far he has to lean in to shake the 'husband killers' hand.

    Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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