What is going on?
A few days ago I found this weird object in the street:
And today I found another one by the bin in my office bathroom:
Just what is it? Does anyone know? Can anyone help?! Obviously a boring factual answer would probably be useful, but before we get there, anyone got any (silly) suggestions…?
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It’s an alien.
It’s a soap dispenser for mice.
Its a vodka pump. Designed to pump vodka into dogs and pigs. Note the muzzle fitting at the end of the pipe.
Is it an ‘extreme hydrator’ or a ‘Taur-Gnooces’
That be one of them doo-hickies!!!
Ever wondered how Amanda Holden manages to cry through a face of no emotion? She actually has one of these strapped on her somewhere and when she needs to show emotion she squeeses her left knee and hey presto! Instant tears.
Isnt it one of those Swine Flu fear pheromone generators?
It’s a dihydrogen monoxide flange douche.
Need more info – what does the clear liquid inside taste like? Does it induce hallucinations, giggling, vomiting or death?
Also, does it blow or suck?
It’s a low-budget WALL-E.
I’m pretty sure that it is part of the innards of an office water cooler. http://www.edensprings.co.uk/bottled-water-coolers,uk,4,9.html
The prong is where the big water bottle fits over, and the bottle in the picture is the chilled water reservoir.
It is a portable colonic irrigation device with attachable fan for post-op drying option.
I’m sure it’s a Bellman 120 Water-Lovely!
Or for baby rabbits (bunnies)
Yup – could be that…
Or a Prine-Helmteth.
Only confusion.
Neither. It whisks.
Probably correct (boringly…)
No, it’s a new doll accessory. Barbie’s biological warfare shelter.
It’s an artificial heart for a blue whale.
It’s a horses-tears dispenser – ideal for narrowboats or smaller trucks
Correct! 5 points!
Holding the face attachment in a horizontal fashion, you put the twiddley-tweeper (sticky-out bit on the left of the face attachment) in your mouth, then you both blow _and_ suck in a melodic fashion.
The clear liquid in the hamonique (TM) tank converts your breathing-related actions into musical bubbles. These bubbles then disperse 22 seconds later, through the audio-fan (fan-like bit on the right of the face attachment) which you direct towards your cheek-ear-continuum.
The little blue tube, or ‘toob’, goes into your ear, and a little wire extends from said toob into your ear canal. This hijacks the auditory nerves, in order to feed a musiqal-echo (TM) directly to your brain.
It’s great stress relief. I hope these instructions help.
Sir Rob of Poppleton, please upload audio files if you have any success.
Is it a pooter, one of them things for collecting and studying insects. You suck in one end and suck up the bugs. dont suck in the wrong end though……
It’s my grandads catherta and he wants it back!
Looks rather a lot like one of the cheaper types of Pilt-Wendler, a device for replacing or remoisturising the clansett while it remains in situ on the faltenner (or Duke’s Hammer, if you prefer).
I think these days that procedure has to be carried out by a licenced Piltwrangler (or Piltic Divination Master if you’re lucky enough to have one) and these devices are frowned upon. It’s easy to see why. The glanis nozzle is very unrefined and usually fails to form an adequate seal. There were quite a few injuries involving these in the early days and I think now you can’t actually buy them any more. Probably for the best.
Of course in my grandparents’ day, you’d make your own from an old Clemmy box and a length of spube.
It’s a trial-sized dispenser of Reverse-Osmosis water
So that’s where I lost them. I had offered a small reward, $3.74.
You know how women love shower heads so much? Well now they’re portable.
It's an alien.
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