Live (Religious) Phone Sex!

by Robert Popper on June 25, 2009 · Comments

Peoples, my brain is literally wobbling in its own brine….

This clip is from my fave loony religious channel, DBN (SKY 595). During a phone-in, a man called to say that he could not ’satisfy’ his wife in the bedroom. So Archbishop Gilbert Deya decides – literally – to help them both out. Via the phone. Live. On TV.

This is so totally unbelievable, but you need to be patient and watch the whole clip – the whole 8 mins right up to the end. (BTW, I’m sure you can hear ‘bedroom things’).

PS – This was on today!

  • nyarlathotep
    Robert, did you edit out a few seconds of video here and there? There seem to be a few odd jump cuts and that's a bit suspect for a live broadcast...?
  • No that's how it came out.
  • Evie
    Now that poor man will never be able to have sex unless he has a TV telephone reverend screaming at him to touch his wife.
  • Its the music at 3:00 that gets me.

    Surely this whole channel must be some sort of spoof and we are all going to be the butt of someone else's joke eventually?
  • Tariq
    Its the unchanging expressions of the two women beside the Archbishop that gets me... Throughout the entire phone call they just sit there with the blankest of expressions known to mankind.

    Also a bit strange is that it takes the sound of a grown man barking orders at the caller to give him a 'lift'
  • Lewis
    greatest.thing.ever
  • Phil
    How many hours of this do you watch a day, Robert?

    You're going to send yourself bonkers.
  • It's not good is it?!
  • ROThornill
    I like the woman at the end who get so caught up in the frenzy of the return of the manhood and testicle that she tries to execute a forward bodyflip (or something), but just ends up kneeling on the floor and getting up again.
  • Timothy
    Do you have their number please?
  • I touched my wife. Thank you Jesus.
  • G
    I have a semi after that!
  • Pauline Figgis
    "Manhood and testicle disappear from his body for four years"
  • I though God was against all this?
  • Tom
    I love the ladies jumping about at the end.

    This guy's testicles have returned! GET IN!!!

    A woman falls over too. I want in.
  • Just...unbelievable! I have no more words.
  • Matthew
    it's coming up! it's ruddy well coming up!
  • "We thank you for your manifestation ..... and your mighty hand" WTF! Yes also love the 50s film sound track; what the hell is that? Spartacus?
  • Gemma
    Where did his manhood and testicle disappear to and why did they come back?
  • Epic, epic music! I want this on iTunes now.... touch your wife you know what I mean... truly amazing.
  • Ruthie
    Unbelievable. Simply... wow... words cannot describe... as Keith says, in de name of cheeses, TANK YOU!
  • IT ...err... HE HAS RISEN!

    Probably breaks a million Ofcom regulations, but I won't be the one to tell them.
  • Lee
    All that man can hear whilst 'making love' to his wife is a deep man's voice shouting in his ear ''Come on! come on!!'' Quite incredible!
  • Well, I'm converted.
  • Bet you couldn't believe your eyes and ears when this came on screen! They should make this a regular slot.
  • Keith
    wow. Robert, by bringing this to the world, you have enriched many lives today. in de name of cheeses, tank you!
  • Glory glory holellujah.
  • OMG!
  • In Jesus' name! Amen!
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