Live (Religious) Phone Sex!

by Robert Popper on June 25, 2009 · View Comments

Peoples, my brain is literally wobbling in its own brine….

This clip is from my fave loony religious channel, DBN (SKY 595). During a phone-in, a man called to say that he could not ‘satisfy’ his wife in the bedroom. So Archbishop Gilbert Deya decides – literally – to help them both out. Via the phone. Live. On TV.

This is so totally unbelievable, but you need to be patient and watch the whole clip – the whole 8 mins right up to the end. (BTW, I’m sure you can hear ‘bedroom things’).

PS – This was on today!

Tagged as: Gilbert Deya, Phone Sex, Robert Popper

{ 32 comments }

1 Andrew June 25, 2009 at 4:52 pm: In Jesus’ name! Amen!
2 Martin Wolfenden June 25, 2009 at 4:54 pm: OMG!
3 Jefy June 25, 2009 at 4:59 pm: Glory glory holellujah.
4 Keith June 25, 2009 at 5:02 pm: wow. Robert, by bringing this to the world, you have enriched many lives today. in de name of cheeses, tank you!
5 Tracy June 25, 2009 at 5:10 pm: Bet you couldn’t believe your eyes and ears when this came on screen! They should make this a regular slot.
6 kirstenin June 25, 2009 at 5:14 pm: Well, I’m converted.
7 Lee June 25, 2009 at 5:23 pm: All that man can hear whilst ‘making love’ to his wife is a deep man’s voice shouting in his ear ”Come on! come on!!” Quite incredible!
8 Scaryduck June 25, 2009 at 5:24 pm: IT …err… HE HAS RISEN!

Probably breaks a million Ofcom regulations, but I won’t be the one to tell them.
9 Ruthie June 25, 2009 at 5:25 pm: Unbelievable. Simply… wow… words cannot describe… as Keith says, in de name of cheeses, TANK YOU!
10 londonfilmgeek June 25, 2009 at 5:43 pm: Epic, epic music! I want this on iTunes now…. touch your wife you know what I mean… truly amazing.
11 Gemma June 25, 2009 at 6:08 pm: Where did his manhood and testicle disappear to and why did they come back?
12 Dirk June 25, 2009 at 6:43 pm: “We thank you for your manifestation ….. and your mighty hand” WTF! Yes also love the 50s film sound track; what the hell is that? Spartacus?
13 Matthew June 25, 2009 at 6:48 pm: it’s coming up! it’s ruddy well coming up!
14 Redclaire June 25, 2009 at 7:18 pm: Just…unbelievable! I have no more words.
15 Tom June 25, 2009 at 7:48 pm: I love the ladies jumping about at the end.

This guy’s testicles have returned! GET IN!!!

A woman falls over too. I want in.
16 Nat Saunders June 25, 2009 at 9:34 pm: I though God was against all this?
17 Pauline Figgis June 26, 2009 at 7:39 am: “Manhood and testicle disappear from his body for four years”
18 G June 26, 2009 at 8:54 am: I have a semi after that!
19 Le Flop De Kok June 26, 2009 at 10:26 am: I touched my wife. Thank you Jesus.
20 Timothy June 26, 2009 at 11:16 am: Do you have their number please?
21 ROThornill June 26, 2009 at 3:50 pm: I like the woman at the end who get so caught up in the frenzy of the return of the manhood and testicle that she tries to execute a forward bodyflip (or something), but just ends up kneeling on the floor and getting up again.
22 Phil June 27, 2009 at 5:39 pm: How many hours of this do you watch a day, Robert?

You’re going to send yourself bonkers.
23 Robert Popper June 28, 2009 at 12:28 pm: It’s not good is it?!
24 Lewis June 30, 2009 at 8:03 pm: greatest.thing.ever
25 Tariq July 14, 2009 at 8:19 am: Its the unchanging expressions of the two women beside the Archbishop that gets me… Throughout the entire phone call they just sit there with the blankest of expressions known to mankind.

Also a bit strange is that it takes the sound of a grown man barking orders at the caller to give him a ‘lift’
26 Gordon Hudson July 24, 2009 at 11:10 am: Its the music at 3:00 that gets me.

Surely this whole channel must be some sort of spoof and we are all going to be the butt of someone else’s joke eventually?
27 Evie September 2, 2009 at 8:23 pm: Now that poor man will never be able to have sex unless he has a TV telephone reverend screaming at him to touch his wife.
28 Martin Wolfenden October 28, 2009 at 1:00 pm: OMG!
29 nyarlathotep November 4, 2009 at 8:18 am: Robert, did you edit out a few seconds of video here and there? There seem to be a few odd jump cuts and that's a bit suspect for a live broadcast…?
30 Robert Popper November 4, 2009 at 8:20 am: No that's how it came out.
31 nyarlathotep November 4, 2009 at 2:18 pm: Robert, did you edit out a few seconds of video here and there? There seem to be a few odd jump cuts and that's a bit suspect for a live broadcast…?
32 Robert Popper November 4, 2009 at 2:20 pm: No that's how it came out.