Live (Religious) Phone Sex!

by Robert Popper on June 25, 2009 · 32 comments

Peoples, my brain is literally wobbling in its own brine….

This clip is from my fave loony religious channel, DBN (SKY 595). During a phone-in, a man called to say that he could not ‘satisfy’ his wife in the bedroom. So Archbishop Gilbert Deya decides – literally – to help them both out. Via the phone. Live. On TV.

This is so totally unbelievable, but you need to be patient and watch the whole clip – the whole 8 mins right up to the end. (BTW, I’m sure you can hear ‘bedroom things’).

PS – This was on today!

  • http://www.andrewlevicki.co.uk/ Andrew

    In Jesus’ name! Amen!

  • http://www.martinwolfenden.com Martin Wolfenden

    OMG!

  • http://twitter.com/Jefy Jefy

    Glory glory holellujah.

  • Keith

    wow. Robert, by bringing this to the world, you have enriched many lives today. in de name of cheeses, tank you!

  • http://www.tracymorter.com Tracy

    Bet you couldn’t believe your eyes and ears when this came on screen! They should make this a regular slot.

  • http://inneskiadventures.wordpress.com kirstenin

    Well, I’m converted.

  • Lee

    All that man can hear whilst ‘making love’ to his wife is a deep man’s voice shouting in his ear ”Come on! come on!!” Quite incredible!

  • http://scaryduck.blogspot.com Scaryduck

    IT …err… HE HAS RISEN!

    Probably breaks a million Ofcom regulations, but I won’t be the one to tell them.

  • Ruthie

    Unbelievable. Simply… wow… words cannot describe… as Keith says, in de name of cheeses, TANK YOU!

  • http://www.londonfilmgeek.com londonfilmgeek

    Epic, epic music! I want this on iTunes now…. touch your wife you know what I mean… truly amazing.

  • Gemma

    Where did his manhood and testicle disappear to and why did they come back?

  • http://www.comfortwipe.com/ Dirk

    “We thank you for your manifestation ….. and your mighty hand” WTF! Yes also love the 50s film sound track; what the hell is that? Spartacus?

  • Matthew

    it’s coming up! it’s ruddy well coming up!

  • http://twitter.com/redclaire Redclaire

    Just…unbelievable! I have no more words.

  • Tom

    I love the ladies jumping about at the end.

    This guy’s testicles have returned! GET IN!!!

    A woman falls over too. I want in.

  • http://www.wormhotel.co.uk Nat Saunders

    I though God was against all this?

  • Pauline Figgis

    “Manhood and testicle disappear from his body for four years”

  • G

    I have a semi after that!

  • http://www.insultsblog.com Le Flop De Kok

    I touched my wife. Thank you Jesus.

  • Timothy

    Do you have their number please?

  • ROThornill

    I like the woman at the end who get so caught up in the frenzy of the return of the manhood and testicle that she tries to execute a forward bodyflip (or something), but just ends up kneeling on the floor and getting up again.

  • Phil

    How many hours of this do you watch a day, Robert?

    You’re going to send yourself bonkers.

  • http://www.robertpopper.com Robert Popper

    It’s not good is it?!

  • Lewis

    greatest.thing.ever

  • Tariq

    Its the unchanging expressions of the two women beside the Archbishop that gets me… Throughout the entire phone call they just sit there with the blankest of expressions known to mankind.

    Also a bit strange is that it takes the sound of a grown man barking orders at the caller to give him a ‘lift’

  • http://www.hudson.nu/blog Gordon Hudson

    Its the music at 3:00 that gets me.

    Surely this whole channel must be some sort of spoof and we are all going to be the butt of someone else’s joke eventually?

  • Evie

    Now that poor man will never be able to have sex unless he has a TV telephone reverend screaming at him to touch his wife.

  • http://www.martinwolfenden.com/ Martin Wolfenden

    OMG!

  • nyarlathotep

    Robert, did you edit out a few seconds of video here and there? There seem to be a few odd jump cuts and that's a bit suspect for a live broadcast…?

  • http://robertpopper.com Robert Popper

    No that's how it came out.

  • nyarlathotep

    Robert, did you edit out a few seconds of video here and there? There seem to be a few odd jump cuts and that's a bit suspect for a live broadcast…?

  • http://robertpopper.com Robert Popper

    No that's how it came out.

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