Is this the greatest film of all time?

Mmmm.. It was *OK* but I really think they need to pump that whole Geisha message a little more, I was confused.

And the soundtrack is a strange take on Live and Let Die.

I wonder if Sir Paul anticipated his Live and Let Die riff getting jacked to accompany the Japanese geisha cyborg Mariokart transformation @ 1:26.

I kept waiting to see the caption 'Fitness Instructor'.

I can't decide whether I like the caustic breast milk or the swords that spring out of their arses best. I'm jealous

Send in the FEMBOTS!

The bleeding skyscrapers was particularly impressive... 'this giant geisha house is going to slice up the skyline', 'mmmm that's good but what if we made them bleed?' Also the voiceover guy definitely had a mouthful of sweets or got a geisha chainsaw kiss.

Handicap gun is no match for kitchen gun.

I like the really long pause at the end, followed by 'Coming Soon' as a hurried, wheezing afterthought. And, of course, 'Handicap Gun'.

I like the The Hooded Claw from Inspector Gadget impression by the voice over. I bet he was up all night smoking Camels. I do agree that 'Geisha is Bootyoo', however.

looks even better then machine girl :-)

Geisha Chainsaw.

Handicap Gun. That is all.