Would you take a bath with any of these men?

by Robert Popper on September 7, 2009 · 52 comments

The greatest video dating clips you have ever seen. Guaranteed.

OK ladies – who’s your favourite? Who do you want to date? Don’t worry, I have all their contact details if you need to get in touch with any of them…

Thanks to Ed Ross for sniffing this one out. And to @bagger288 for re-sniffing it out, when it went down.

Tagged as: Robert Popper, Video dating

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  • http://robsofficetips.blogspot.com Rob J

    There’s something creepy about the guy who likes pizza.

  • http://www.twitter.com/TMitC Jack

    Is that… is that Robert de Niro?

  • Tom Daylight

    Amazing. I wonder if any children were born as a result of these videos.

  • Sean

    Hello mom.
    hahahahahaha genius!!

  • http://rhiannonthomas.blogspot.com/ Rannan

    I think you should choose the viking

  • http://rossphillips.net Ross

    what the hell is a ‘body designer’? thats what i want to know.

  • Sean O’Brien

    Are these real humans?

  • http://bestbadges.co.uk Andrew Culture

    Viking guy FTW!

  • Joseph

    I’ll take the lovechild of Bill Pullman and Robert DeNiro at 2.38 there. He doesn’t have to do anything, just look at me and talk.

  • http://youtube.com/astrobic Hanna

    so many moustaches!
    “i like data entry”
    “making a film about world war 2″

  • http://www.robertpopper.com Robert Popper

    Hilarious!

  • http://mycardboardlife.com juzzard

    I can’t choose between Maurice and Big Phil.

  • http://www.twitter.com/Miss_Majic Jo M

    OMG at 44secs it’s Brian Potter from the Phoenix Club! Gotta love the “Hi mom” at 1:02 and as for the guy who’s looking for someone to feel special about at 3:46, well you certainly look pretty special to me luv in your warrior outfit, grrrr

    Now gimme their details!

  • Single in DC

    I think I have been meeting hese guys’ brothers or something. Why I’m single.

  • Michael

    You just don’t get jumpers of that quality anymore

    What is a ‘Donna Wanita’ (2:55) and why exactly doe he dislike them so much?

  • http://www.mattkirshen.com Matt Kirshen

    Why is Jim Gaffigan claiming to be 25?

  • Horseradished

    He has a point about pizza but give me fishmince any day

  • http://www.twitter.com/tomdaylight Tom Daylight

    Ross – a body designer is someone who professionally designs bodies. I thought everyone knew that!

  • http://bit.ly/keeno Keeno

    theres some tight, tight mullets in this

    i’ll be turgid foe a good while now. thanks

  • http://www.myspace.com/besetbyapes Beset by Apes

    Come on! This video needs to be shown in as many places as possible- how else are these guys going to find love?

  • Anna

    i guess i would choose the guy with the rose…

    or the viking. so hard to choose…

  • http://www.carnage-gaming.co.uk Sime

    Anyone else see Seth Green in there? :)

  • dirk

    I don’t know about personal hygiene, but has someone put acid in my Sunday lunch? No not the titles, I just saw Steve Wright (‘Mike’), Tom Cruise (guitar) Chevey Chase with tash (deep into the night) the bloke off chips (overgrown monster) and John Simpson (wing-ed life) off of the news. I could go on but that Viking looks very familiar…….

    So glad you got that clip resorted! Cheers.

    Oh yea and according to the urban dictionary a ‘hamster’ is either someone who eats their young or frightens small children.

  • John

    Ladies, don’t you just want to ask the guy at 3.33 what phases of data processing he isn’t so interested in?

  • http://myspace.com/bob Patrick

    3:33….seth green with a beard!!!!

  • Alex

    Sime: I’m glad I’m not the only one that saw Seth Green! LOL

  • Dave

    The Goddess? That guy is like an 80s cliche mountain!!

  • Dave

    Their resume bits at the end says ‘Max distance of partner’. The first guy up says 80 miles. Why not a hundred dude? Go on, an extra 20 miles radius would increase your chances by maybe, errr, oh, hang on. That would be 0.

  • Dave

    Guy at 3.33 is Seth Green surely.

  • Dave

    And at 3.43 it’s Mike from Spaced, with a beard. Sorry to post so many times, this video is ace.

  • hradi

    was that tony cliftons little brother. i think the fashion photographer is trying to overcome

  • shackwrrr

    “Life is a playground and I want somebody to play with” HA

  • Dr Tim

    Just say “no”. I think they need a makeover.

  • Beth

    Life is a playground, and I want somebody to play with…
    It gives me the heebie-jeebs…

  • http://sunshine.by ioni

    Fire breathing dragons fellow is actually nice… Mmmm?

  • britty

    “are you that woman?”

  • Kitchen

    “I enjoy having fun.” Well, it would be no f***ing fun otherwise, would it. Apart from that, I’m turned on.

  • jiggybean

    Oh dear god of everything that is holy.

    I had to stop watching after the guy in the red sweater said “Life’s a playground and I want someone to play with.” because he gave me the jibblies!

    LOL These poor guys!

  • Valerie

    i love the guy who said he likes to wear really bright socks. that’s so sexy.

  • http://www.ourfamilystone.blogspot.com Ashley

    Hey that’s my husband!

    Oh wait, nope just another bad 80′s mullet. That video was hilarious! I totally enjoyed that. His hair style back in the day would have had him fitting in perfectly. Good thing that changed or he might be their feature player.

    Too funny, Mr.”Hi Mom” must surely have got some action from that one, lol.

  • Mike

    Hah I am so glad other folks saw Seth Green at 3:33. Its him or his doppelganger.

  • Jesse

    Fire-breathing dragons are hot

  • http://robsofficetips.blogspot.com/ Rob J

    There's something creepy about the guy who likes pizza.

  • TitsMcGee69

    ah man, seth green's dad for the win, 3:33

  • manda

    this is so fucking crazy i hope they did not spawn

  • Phil

    3.33 Data processing guy REALLY looks like Seth Green… I had to rewind the tape, it's uncanny…

  • Jessica

    Thank god I wasn't old enough to be dating around then….

  • Donna Juanita

    I thought the same thing!

  • Donna Juanita

    I thought the same thing!

  • dharti

    the guy at 2:29 looks a lot like Kevin Spacey. ( just a young version of him) If it is Kevin Spacey i pick him.

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