Officially the world’s worst comedian.

by Robert Popper on November 26, 2009 · View Comments

And officially the world’s worst comedy routine…

I may have shown you the horrors of Daniel Songer before. Well, I apologies, because here’s another slice of Songer for you…

So many why’s…

1) Why is he dressed as a 9 year old boy?
2) Why does he sing ‘Happy Birthday’ like that?
3) Why – sorry – where is he physically standing?
4) Why is he ALWAYS shouting?
5) Why does he do that ‘Name’ song?
6) Why, why, why? Etc…

Please send me your why’s. I’m sure you’ll have loads.

Props to Dougg Lussenhop for this internettal horror.

{ 23 comments }

1 londonfilmgeek November 26, 2009 at 12:57 pm

It's the “Hey Guys…” that gets me. Also just discovered the 39 other parts to his routine…. dear god…

2 Larry Hastings November 26, 2009 at 4:27 pm

This guy is dull, but lacks the breathtaking incompetence of Darrell Bluett.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

3 Robert Popper November 26, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Nice find!

4 Robert Popper November 26, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Most excellent…

5 Robert Popper November 26, 2009 at 4:58 pm

Wow – I bet no one else will use the word Orwellian when describing this. Very good work. I like!

6 AlexHolland November 26, 2009 at 5:05 pm

This man could be the cleverest comedian ever

7 Mark Ford November 26, 2009 at 6:30 pm

Because they are clearly being held hostage in his comedy jungle lair!

8 barelyshocking November 26, 2009 at 8:38 pm

Too awkward to even laugh.

Why does he insist on thrusting his pelvis like that?
Who is holding the camera?

9 Dirk November 27, 2009 at 2:06 am

1)His 'metal' age
2)It takes training
3)I don't know but I want it to collapse in an 'ilarious hugebigframe incident.
4)So many Americans are hard of hearing, it is second nature
5)Because it rhymes with nasty shame, man!
6)Delilah?
7)Because they actually are deaf?

10 Pigeon Press November 27, 2009 at 3:27 am

Why does he do that little spin about 3 minutes in?
Why does he keep insisting on saying 'first name and last name'?
When is he performing love in London!

11 Beset by Apes November 27, 2009 at 6:59 am

This is like when an over-excited small child is with some adults who are telling each other jokes, and then the child announces that he's got a joke and starts to tell it, except that he hasn't, so he just makes stuff up, and everyone goes “Aahh”. Just like that, except with a large man, no grown-ups, and over a very drawn-out period of time.

12 Ade Rowbotham November 27, 2009 at 9:57 am

I'm wishing I hadn't discovered the 49 videos on his youtube channel. Strangely compelling whilst simultaneously being unbearably bad.

13 wowser808 November 27, 2009 at 5:38 pm

Why does he slowly do the conga during his routine?

14 james November 28, 2009 at 5:17 am

thank you robert, i cant breathe he is so good! “hey guys” *fingers through hair* hahaha

15 Hamish November 30, 2009 at 6:49 am

Awesome. This is why cocaine ought to be legalised.

16 Jess December 2, 2009 at 3:21 pm

I have suddenly found out that this is JUST a rehearsal for his show, isn't it?
and if he IS planning to do this LIVE…God bless people in the first row at 3:50. :s

17 gabecunningham December 4, 2009 at 4:33 pm

He has quite clearly been left on Endor by a breakaway imperial faction, performing to a tied up family of ewoks from their veranda.

18 Drdonelittle December 9, 2009 at 2:55 am

I just came in my pants. But it was blood.

19 Princess Margaret January 25, 2010 at 7:47 pm

Mr. Popper, you deserve an award. i am addicted to your site and cannot believe that someone actually finds worse videos than i find.

btwwwdd—my dad would kick this guy's ass before making him change those shorts.

20 Robert Popper January 26, 2010 at 6:45 pm

Pleasure…

21 adarnton February 5, 2010 at 3:08 pm

He's like a three-way cross between Kevin James and John Madden and someone else with no sense of humor.

22 adarnton February 5, 2010 at 9:08 pm

He's like a three-way cross between Kevin James and John Madden and someone else with no sense of humor.

23 Sorrel June 9, 2010 at 5:38 pm

The worst part is there is an actual human filming. It's not like no-one could have stopped him.

And WWDD doesn't rhyme, no matter how loud and flail-y you get :(

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