Officially the world’s worst comedian.

by Robert Popper on November 26, 2009 · 74 comments

And officially the world’s worst comedy routine…

I may have shown you the horrors of Daniel Songer before. Well, I apologies, because here’s another slice of Songer for you…

So many why’s…

1) Why is he dressed as a 9 year old boy?
2) Why does he sing ‘Happy Birthday’ like that?
3) Why – sorry – where is he physically standing?
4) Why is he ALWAYS shouting?
5) Why does he do that ‘Name’ song?
6) Why, why, why? Etc…

Please send me your why’s. I’m sure you’ll have loads.

Props to Dougg Lussenhop for this internettal horror.

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  • Larry Hastings

    This guy is dull, but lacks the breathtaking incompetence of Darrell Bluett.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

  • Joshua

    Hey, guys, you know how you go out to a public pool and the lifeguards all all gorgous girls – oh, wait, girls? rrrrrriiiiightttttttt… WWDD – my new philosopy is to just do the opposite of that…

  • http://robertpopper.com Robert Popper

    Nice find!

  • http://robertpopper.com Robert Popper

    Most excellent…

  • http://robertpopper.com Robert Popper

    Wow – I bet no one else will use the word Orwellian when describing this. Very good work. I like!

  • AlexHolland

    This man could be the cleverest comedian ever

  • Anonymous

    Why is using the bit of the set that Ant and Dec do not go to on I’m a Celebrity!

  • http://meetmarkford.tumblr.com/ Mark Ford

    Because they are clearly being held hostage in his comedy jungle lair!

  • barelyshocking

    Too awkward to even laugh.

    Why does he insist on thrusting his pelvis like that?
    Who is holding the camera?

  • Dirk

    1)His 'metal' age
    2)It takes training
    3)I don't know but I want it to collapse in an 'ilarious hugebigframe incident.
    4)So many Americans are hard of hearing, it is second nature
    5)Because it rhymes with nasty shame, man!
    6)Delilah?
    7)Because they actually are deaf?

  • http://thepigeonpress.blogspot.com/ Pigeon Press

    Why does he do that little spin about 3 minutes in?
    Why does he keep insisting on saying 'first name and last name'?
    When is he performing love in London!

  • http://www.michaelfeaux.co.uk/ Beset by Apes

    This is like when an over-excited small child is with some adults who are telling each other jokes, and then the child announces that he's got a joke and starts to tell it, except that he hasn't, so he just makes stuff up, and everyone goes “Aahh”. Just like that, except with a large man, no grown-ups, and over a very drawn-out period of time.

  • http://twitter.com/_ade Ade Rowbotham

    I'm wishing I hadn't discovered the 49 videos on his youtube channel. Strangely compelling whilst simultaneously being unbearably bad.

  • wowser808

    Why does he slowly do the conga during his routine?

  • james

    thank you robert, i cant breathe he is so good! “hey guys” *fingers through hair* hahaha

  • Hamish

    Awesome. This is why cocaine ought to be legalised.

  • Jess

    I have suddenly found out that this is JUST a rehearsal for his show, isn't it?
    and if he IS planning to do this LIVE…God bless people in the first row at 3:50. :s

  • gabecunningham

    He has quite clearly been left on Endor by a breakaway imperial faction, performing to a tied up family of ewoks from their veranda.

  • Drdonelittle

    I just came in my pants. But it was blood.

  • Princess Margaret

    Mr. Popper, you deserve an award. i am addicted to your site and cannot believe that someone actually finds worse videos than i find.

    btwwwdd—my dad would kick this guy's ass before making him change those shorts.

  • http://robertpopper.com Robert Popper

    Pleasure…

  • adarnton

    He's like a three-way cross between Kevin James and John Madden and someone else with no sense of humor.

  • adarnton

    He's like a three-way cross between Kevin James and John Madden and someone else with no sense of humor.

  • Sorrel

    The worst part is there is an actual human filming. It's not like no-one could have stopped him.

    And WWDD doesn't rhyme, no matter how loud and flail-y you get :(

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