Even better than the original ‘Sex Machine’. Official.

by Robert Popper on February 3, 2010 · 23 comments

My word, when doth one begin?

Um, his voice? His lyrics? His standing on that thing? I swear, when I first saw it, I was so embarrassed, I was literally hiding behind my own head.

Thanks to @hallofjames for this brain rotter.

  • http://trillians.posterous.com/ Trillian

    Oh My! Not just my sex machine no…not even nearly! Simon Cowell must've missed this one!
    Thanks Robert..I think! *tic..tic*

  • gottago

    I actually quite like it! He's a bit Nathan Barley, though.

  • http://twitter.com/Wez1988 Lewis Watkins

    This is amazing. Google search shows he's just been on Amerian Idol…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXup6Lf0e4o

    I love it

  • http://twitter.com/lauriepink laurie sage

    The legs! The legs!

    Mmmm. A fire to set my sewl!

    Any minute now his mum will call him in from the garden for tea.
    “Your sister wants to know if you're finished with her trousers yet, only Gavin'll be round to pick her up in a minute. And get down off the patio furniture!”

  • martyndeedes

    Get off the trestle table matey, we're doin wallpaper here

  • http://twitter.com/simondowling Simon Dowling

    This has to be a joke.
    Please, God, tell me this is a joke.

  • Anonymous

    His shoes. What’s up with his shoes? And, indeed, the world that lets this exist in it…

  • http://twitter.com/cookylamoo Ben.Harper

    There's so much I want to say about this one, but… is he wearing a miniskirt?

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  • Vanessa

    That boy auditioned for American Idol recently. It was just as painful to watch. They likened him to Mick Jagger??

  • davyacko44

    His mum isn't going to be happy that he's left muddy footprints all over her garden furniture.Did his little brother do the lighting?using one of those torches from the '70s that could change to red and green…I had one of them and loved it.

  • markgrld

    This is what happens when Prince, La Roux and Rick Astley are heard one after the other.

  • Simon

    Fantastic! Here's another cringer:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x02B6V0f34

  • http://robertpopper.com Robert Popper

    Nice!

  • patricksmithjournalist

    “she had a face so young and lips that taste like rum”.

    No further questions, your honour.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01275684795927693219 LilyLoretta

    Jebus Christ…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01275684795927693219 LilyLoretta

    Actually, I suppose it's not QUITE as bad as that metal hairpiece “Pardon Me” woman :s

  • http://www.michaelfeaux.co.uk/ Michael Feaux

    He should have known better than to get involved with a woman whose internal Fox was switched on.

  • Joellifer

    He looks like a Lost Boy. David, Marko, Banjo, Michael….Austin. It's got a certain ring to it.
    After two weeks Maxine Swaby has finally taken over my brain: I had an horrendous migraine, fell asleep and woke up singing Pardon Me. Why?

  • http://www.michaelfeaux.co.uk/ Beset by Apes

    If (Austin Fullmer = Mick Jagger) Then (Daniel Songer = Richard Pryor)

  • takeiattack

    Trying to get Austin Fullmer to number 1. For the sheer hilarity. http://bit.ly/aPSeHy

  • gabecunningham

    Some mad scientist has spliced the cells of Stefan Dennis and all of A-Ha and created seksho manna from Heaven for many men and women

  • gabecunningham

    Some mad scientist has spliced the cells of Stefan Dennis and all of A-Ha and created seksho manna from Heaven for many men and women

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