Even better than the original ‘Sex Machine’. Official.

by Robert Popper on February 3, 2010 · Comments

My word, when doth one begin?

Um, his voice? His lyrics? His standing on that thing? I swear, when I first saw it, I was so embarrassed, I was literally hiding behind my own head.

Thanks to @hallofjames for this brain rotter.

  • gabecunningham
    Some mad scientist has spliced the cells of Stefan Dennis and all of A-Ha and created seksho manna from Heaven for many men and women
  • takeiattack
    Trying to get Austin Fullmer to number 1. For the sheer hilarity. http://bit.ly/aPSeHy
  • Joellifer
    He looks like a Lost Boy. David, Marko, Banjo, Michael....Austin. It's got a certain ring to it.
    After two weeks Maxine Swaby has finally taken over my brain: I had an horrendous migraine, fell asleep and woke up singing Pardon Me. Why?
  • He should have known better than to get involved with a woman whose internal Fox was switched on.
  • Actually, I suppose it's not QUITE as bad as that metal hairpiece "Pardon Me" woman :s
  • Jebus Christ...
  • patricksmithjournalist
    "she had a face so young and lips that taste like rum".

    No further questions, your honour.
  • Simon
    Fantastic! Here's another cringer:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x02B6V0f34
  • markgrld
    This is what happens when Prince, La Roux and Rick Astley are heard one after the other.
  • davyacko44
    His mum isn't going to be happy that he's left muddy footprints all over her garden furniture.Did his little brother do the lighting?using one of those torches from the '70s that could change to red and green...I had one of them and loved it.
  • Vanessa
    That boy auditioned for American Idol recently. It was just as painful to watch. They likened him to Mick Jagger??
  • If (Austin Fullmer = Mick Jagger) Then (Daniel Songer = Richard Pryor)
  • There's so much I want to say about this one, but... is he wearing a miniskirt?
  • martyndeedes
    Get off the trestle table matey, we're doin wallpaper here
  • Nice!
  • The legs! The legs!

    Mmmm. A fire to set my sewl!

    Any minute now his mum will call him in from the garden for tea.
    "Your sister wants to know if you're finished with her trousers yet, only Gavin'll be round to pick her up in a minute. And get down off the patio furniture!"
  • This is amazing. Google search shows he's just been on Amerian Idol...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXup6Lf0e4o

    I love it
  • gottago
    I actually quite like it! He's a bit Nathan Barley, though.
  • Oh My! Not just my sex machine no...not even nearly! Simon Cowell must've missed this one!
    Thanks Robert..I think! *tic..tic*
  • essers
    His shoes. What's up with his shoes? And, indeed, the world that lets this exist in it...
  • This has to be a joke.
    Please, God, tell me this is a joke.
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