Even better than the original ‘Sex Machine’. Official.

by Robert Popper on February 3, 2010 · View Comments

My word, when doth one begin?

Um, his voice? His lyrics? His standing on that thing? I swear, when I first saw it, I was so embarrassed, I was literally hiding behind my own head.

Thanks to @hallofjames for this brain rotter.

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uberVU - social comments: February 3, 2010 at 8:24 pm

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1 Trillian February 3, 2010 at 2:12 pm: Oh My! Not just my sex machine no…not even nearly! Simon Cowell must've missed this one!
Thanks Robert..I think! *tic..tic*
2 gottago February 3, 2010 at 2:28 pm: I actually quite like it! He's a bit Nathan Barley, though.
3 Lewis Watkins February 3, 2010 at 2:41 pm: This is amazing. Google search shows he's just been on Amerian Idol…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXup6Lf0e4o

I love it
4 laurie sage February 3, 2010 at 2:42 pm: The legs! The legs!

Mmmm. A fire to set my sewl!

Any minute now his mum will call him in from the garden for tea.
“Your sister wants to know if you're finished with her trousers yet, only Gavin'll be round to pick her up in a minute. And get down off the patio furniture!”
5 martyndeedes February 3, 2010 at 2:49 pm: Get off the trestle table matey, we're doin wallpaper here
6 Ben.Harper February 3, 2010 at 3:18 pm: There's so much I want to say about this one, but… is he wearing a miniskirt?
7 Vanessa February 3, 2010 at 3:33 pm: That boy auditioned for American Idol recently. It was just as painful to watch. They likened him to Mick Jagger??
8 davyacko44 February 3, 2010 at 5:24 pm: His mum isn't going to be happy that he's left muddy footprints all over her garden furniture.Did his little brother do the lighting?using one of those torches from the '70s that could change to red and green…I had one of them and loved it.
9 markgrld February 3, 2010 at 5:49 pm: This is what happens when Prince, La Roux and Rick Astley are heard one after the other.
10 Simon February 4, 2010 at 8:54 am: Fantastic! Here's another cringer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x02B6V0f34
11 Robert Popper February 4, 2010 at 8:58 am: Nice!
12 patricksmithjournalist February 4, 2010 at 9:54 am: “she had a face so young and lips that taste like rum”.

No further questions, your honour.
13 LilyLoretta February 4, 2010 at 1:31 pm: Jebus Christ…
14 LilyLoretta February 4, 2010 at 1:47 pm: Actually, I suppose it's not QUITE as bad as that metal hairpiece “Pardon Me” woman :s
15 Michael Feaux February 5, 2010 at 6:16 am: He should have known better than to get involved with a woman whose internal Fox was switched on.
16 Joellifer February 5, 2010 at 11:02 am: He looks like a Lost Boy. David, Marko, Banjo, Michael….Austin. It's got a certain ring to it.
After two weeks Maxine Swaby has finally taken over my brain: I had an horrendous migraine, fell asleep and woke up singing Pardon Me. Why?
17 Beset by Apes February 10, 2010 at 9:50 am: If (Austin Fullmer = Mick Jagger) Then (Daniel Songer = Richard Pryor)
18 takeiattack February 13, 2010 at 6:40 am: Trying to get Austin Fullmer to number 1. For the sheer hilarity. http://bit.ly/aPSeHy
19 gabecunningham February 16, 2010 at 5:10 am: Some mad scientist has spliced the cells of Stefan Dennis and all of A-Ha and created seksho manna from Heaven for many men and women
20 gabecunningham February 16, 2010 at 11:10 am: Some mad scientist has spliced the cells of Stefan Dennis and all of A-Ha and created seksho manna from Heaven for many men and women