You asked for more…

by Robert Popper on March 9, 2010 · View Comments

So I’m giving you more of the legendary, Lori Watt.

By the way, you are all in for a horrible surprise towards the end. You’ll know which bit I mean when you get to it. Enjoy!

Come on then, what’s your favourite bit?

{ 14 comments }

1 Omar March 9, 2010 at 5:33 pm: Nobody can dance on the stairs like Lori. The grey-haired guy dancing behind her at around 1:20 steals the show with his eyebrow dancing though. Is she performing in an old folks home in that bit??
2 [#TSSN] xe-cute March 9, 2010 at 6:14 pm: My ears are crying and my brain is attempting to commit suicide. My lips are also arguing with my eyes over that snog.
3 Mary-Ellen March 10, 2010 at 1:40 am: I love the way she rips paper with her fists.
4 Weed March 10, 2010 at 2:13 am: I had three horrible surprises near the end: the excessive snogging, the sudden appearance of Suzi Cramp and the giant pinky doll teddy. All not right.
5 Edmund Ward March 10, 2010 at 2:25 am: This has affected me in a way that makes me feel like throwing up. Quite exceptional. Is she the Ed Wood of YouTube.
6 robertjaques March 10, 2010 at 3:18 am: Key points include
- The walking down the stairs at the beginning
- the “singing”
- The keyboard player, who doesn't seem to know where he is.
- The hideous kissing. Oh the hideous kissing.
- “just another ex-boyfriend collection. UUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH”

And so much else.
7 westendwookie March 10, 2010 at 7:27 am: yikes!

that is all.
8 macron 1 March 10, 2010 at 12:11 pm: The bit where the guy burns his fingers with the fag. The junglist outro.
9 BryanRichmond March 10, 2010 at 12:38 pm: Oof, where to begin? It's all fantastic. The “dancing” at 0:31. The fact that she is performing in front of actual people at 1:11 (Retirement home? Restaurant-goers held at gunpoint? Why isn't anyone trying to escape?). The “shove-and-then-point-accusingly” moment at 1:41. And then the ten second makeout session at 2:23.
I think I only have more questions than answers after seeing more of these…
10 Ryan March 10, 2010 at 4:05 pm: The worst was basically seeing anyone else in the video. Who are these people? The keyboardist and the make-out uncle? It's all so creepy. Also, how awkwardly she over-acts, over-enunciates, and over-walks.

Be honest, though, is this any worse than anything by Garbage? They're basically the same band.
11 Beset by Apes March 11, 2010 at 3:42 am: To all the people who saw the live performance featured in the video, my deepest condolences. I can't imagine what you've been through.
12 lizmaree March 11, 2010 at 4:58 am: The queen of the time change! 'Oooooooohhhh' And a celebrity appearance from another famous singer!!!

I think ive watched this song a million times since we all first met Lori Watt. In one of the youtube uploads someone asks for her lyrics, and she informs us that it is actually illegal to give anyone lyrics to any song. Who would have thought?! Or maybe shes been burned by the pain of song theft one too many times? (“ooooohhhhhhh”)

I really know to much about this womans work, im starting to forget good music.
13 lizmaree March 12, 2010 at 4:32 am: And while im outing myself as a mega Lori fan can everyone PLEASE be sure to watch her workout video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynujfpR7fzI&feat...

The forward lunge blasts at 2:45 are great!!!!!!!!!
14 lizmaree March 12, 2010 at 10:32 am: And while im outing myself as a mega Lori fan can everyone PLEASE be sure to watch her workout video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynujfpR7fzI&feat...

The forward lunge blasts at 2:45 are great!!!!!!!!!