The Warranty Woman

by Robert Popper on May 9, 2010 · 9 comments

I did this some time ago when I kept getting cold callers. I just couldn’t resist recording our conversations. Sorry it sounds like it’s been recorded on a rusty tin of tomatoes…

  • wowser808

    It's actually complete lie when she says the warranty will protect against dog's vomit, rice pudding etc

  • Madame_Merry

    Genius once more, I especially like the little 'I washed the spanner and that was fine' comment. Very funny.

  • http://robertpopper.com Robert Popper

    Thanks!

  • http://twitter.com/bilal_sheikh Bilal Sheikh

    Awww she's too young to remember the hurricane! I was five at the time, so was either frightened senseless or enjoying the excitement surrounding the rampant felling of trees and inverting of umbrellas. Of course, when you're small, the wind looks bigger than it does when you're older, so maybe it was a mixture of both…

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  • Marco

    Hilarious. And, you got them to hang up on you.

  • http://robertpopper.com Robert Popper

    Thanks!

  • http://robertpopper.com Robert Popper

    Thanks. I am definitely not a genius for mentioning dog vomit!

  • George Hutchinson

    This made my day, hilarious, what a lovely woman from the sky ringing about a visit to warren street. Great to imagine Robin using his computer to write hello all over the page

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