Gosh!*

by Robert Popper on August 5, 2010 · 26 comments

I mean, gosh! Really…

* Not suitable for minors or people who don’t like things to do with ‘toilet business’.

All thoughts welcomed….

Thanks Lee.

  • http://twitter.com/steand ste

    She has been eating asparagus. I can tell.

  • http://www.pri.me.uk grom

    Something I've never understood about performance art and 'installations' – as opposed to other forms of art – how do you buy it? How does the artist make a living? I can buy a painting or a sculpture but performance art? Do I rent the artist for a month? Do I need to provide food and a bed for them? A cage for them?

    Also,
    fucking hipsters.

  • Terrynutkins

    Good old art. You always know where you stand with art. Lovely stuff.

  • Heartsauce

    How is Gallagher ever going to top that?

  • Feckless Swine

    tin opening FAIL

  • http://www.megatoothpastemammals.com Carpeteria

    The age-old question of “how many hipsters does it take to fill a vagina with Spaghetti-Os” has finally been answered. Thanks.

  • rob powell

    SOOOOO art school. You just don't get it man! It's like the beans are a metaphor for, for, errm food and the piss for err, err…….. drink. So it's like food and drink yea? Actually, was that Jilly Goolden pitching for an 8th series??

  • macron 1

    This performance left me with the profound sense that the artist needs to buy a new tin-opener.

  • http://twitter.com/chen_chao Chen Chao

    The new P.E. teacher was different.

  • http://twitter.com/jody_pierce Jody Pierce

    Does she do kid's birthday parties?

  • gottago

    Well I'm sure they all gain a lot from that.

    I like the girl on the left that smiles all the way through! She's the only one who realises how shite this all is!

  • Jeffrey Hunt Esq.

    The performance is called Interior semiotics, it should been called the Aristocats (sic)

    My favourite moment is at the end, there's a cry of “encore!”
    Yes, perhaps save it for now and urinate into your saucepan another time.

  • http://twitter.com/jody_pierce Jody Pierce

    Does she do kid's birthday parties?

  • http://twitter.com/RobJHannah Rob Hannah

    I really hate it when cooking shows don't put the recipe on screen. I want to pause it and make a shopping list.

  • El Topo

    It really bothers me when they don't put the recipe on screen during a cooking show, I need to know precise measurements and exact ingredients in order to confidently replicate said dishes.

  • http://twitter.com/casinoskunk Ralph-

    Um, i feel bad for Kevin Gallagher for having to follow whatever that was.

  • Weed

    Not that I pretend to understand the rest of that nonsense, but what perplexes me most was all that weird 'phonics' stuff. Anyone have a clue?

  • http://twitter.com/lucas88 Lucas Harris

    @7:39 “Why does my hair always get caught in your beard?”

  • Alex

    I once had to go to friends 'performance art piece' where she ate rose petals and cried, the worse part of the performance was when I had to go up to her afterwards and tell her how great i thought it was.

  • http://robertpopper.com Robert Popper

    I know! Incredible!

  • Pockers

    That's the best episode of “Come dine with me” I've ever seen.

  • lewis stoole

    billie turner is a thief!

  • Gary

    I went out with this girl. She ruined Sunday dinner at my parents' house.

  • http://twitter.com/oliverchalliner Olli Challiner

    poor kevin gallagher – all he had lined up was a rendition of ‘two little boys’ on the spoons

  • soukie

    Beat that Kevin Gallagher, ART FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!

  • Artcritic

    waste of time, not artistic at all. she probably takes pictures on her iphone and edits them on a mac to make them black and white too….hipsters…

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