The Timewaster PhonecallsI've been doing lots of silly phone calls. You can hear them all here. Just scroll down for more...

Robin Cooper’s Boils

by Robert Popper on January 23, 2015 · 1 comment

This was fun. Even though I’m cut off towards the end, I still enjoy the sheer sincerity of the preacher, as he sits there texting away…

Remember this one?

God saved my hamsters

by Robert Popper on September 27, 2014 · 1 comment

Wow, this was a pretty freaky phone call, but thank the Lord all hamsters were saved. Look out for the wild horn-blowing. (Apologies for sound quality).

Definitely proud of the squeaks at the end….

My new Phonecall album…

by Robert Popper on September 3, 2014 · 2 comments

Here it is – ‘The Timewaster Phonecalls’…

As you know, I’m fond of the occasional silly phone call. Well, way back between around 1996 and 2000, I used to call up the brilliant London (and now national) radio station, LBC, and well, muck about.

I’ve posted a couple of these calls before, but decided to do a sort of album thingy of lots of the calls for you all to enjoy/not enjoy. Anyway, here they are…

Track Listing:

1. Putting Up Shelves
2. Knock Knock
3. Coughing
4. Lady Di
5. Lionel Blair’s Turkey Sandwich
6. Reading from a Gardening Book
7. Iceland
8. 29 Stone Man
9. Apricots & Peaches
10. Pieter Carp
11. Stung by a Wasp
12. Coronation Street’s Terry Duckworth
13. Onion Soup

Robin Cooper calls UKIP

by Robert Popper on May 21, 2014 · 0 comments

With the European elections tomorrow, I (or rather Robin) called UKIP to discuss all things Nigel Farage…

Robin Cooper’s Cruise Holiday

by Robert Popper on April 24, 2014 · 5 comments

Here’s Robin Cooper back in action on the phone…

Robin Cooper is going to the Oscars 2014

by Robert Popper on February 18, 2014 · 0 comments

It’s true. Inside a tomato suit. And it’s all thanks to Nicolas Cage…

Thanks to the lovely people at the Dolby Theatre :)

Robin Cooper calls Conservative Party Conference

by Robert Popper on September 30, 2013 · 4 comments

Robin has to deliver a talk at 3:30 today on ‘General Information’, but will he make it in time…?

YouTube link

Elsie’s Sandwich Shop

by Robert Popper on February 6, 2013 · 1 comment

Here’s the very, very old Elsie on the phone again. This time to the very friendly folk at BBC Radio Berkshire. The subject – ‘Starting your own business when you’re over 50′. The host, Andrew Peach was a real gent…

YouTube link.

The venus fly trap song

by Robert Popper on January 20, 2013 · 2 comments

You may remember the very, very old lady, Elsie. Well here she is again on lovely BBC Radio Surrey singing about her venus fly trap plants, that have begun to smell a bit…

I just love the way the guy says, ‘Congratulations’. YouTube link.

I was sick on a dog

by Robert Popper on December 4, 2012 · 3 comments

Whilst poor Kate’s in hospital with morning sickness, here’s me, as very very old Elsie, on Vanessa Feltz’s radio show, discussing the matter at hand.

Peach slices.

YouTube link.