Here I am (or rather, here’s Robin Cooper) calling a TV phone-in with problems arising from a terrifying dream… They were very sweet, and as ever, Robin got called a ‘she’. Listen out at 01:40 when the lady says, “Often, often, often”. I like that bit. The whole thing was almost as awkward as this [...]

You may remember the series of phone calls I had, some time back, with a lottery scam artist called ‘Don Luis Lopez’. They were pretty mental. I got them animated by the brilliant Joseph Pierce and they were produced for the BBC. Anyway, they’re all now finally in one place, and you can watch all [...]

It’s a bit of an oldie, but I’ve never had this call up on my site. It’s to 118 118, the UK’s directory assistance, who also offer an ‘any question answered’ service. So, here’s my question…

I ♥ LBC… Poor Martin Bayle and his hip.

Here’s a silly phone call I made to BBC Radio Kent’s gardening phone-in regarding cactus troubles… Poor baby beetles…

Some of you may have heard this silly phone call I did to 118 118 (UK telephone directory place thingy) some time ago. Somehow, I’d never put it up onto my site. That is, until now…. The man didn’t have a nice voice though, did he?

They phone me every day! So here’s a quick and easy way to get rid of all those cold-calling credit company cretins… Try it.

Here’s me being a bit silly again, asking to be healed for quite a specific injury. Praise be!

Many years ago I was over at (non-intentional name drop) Matt Lucas’ house, and we were doing some silly phone calls. We tuned into local radio station, LBC, and heard a ‘professional dream analyst’ taking calls. So I decided to phone in – as Carole from Alexandra Palace – with a completely un-analysable dream… PS [...]